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The cheapest home improvement project ever?
My wife
and I had been married for a little over a year when I had the
worst idea of my life. I decided to remove the old storm windows
(eyesores) from our home. I then noticed that almost every window
had at least one cracked pane. After viewing a TV show about glass
cutting, the idea hit me. I would replace all of the 21 cracked
panes using the glass from the 16 storm windows that we would no
longer use.
It was a hot morning in July when I went
to Lowe’s
for a glasscutter. The salesperson assured me that it was quite
simple: just measure (twice), mark the cut, score the glass, tap
and voila! This was going to be the cheapest home improvement project
ever, because the replacement glass was free, and I only spent
$5 for the cutter.
With hammer in hand, I started to break out
the cracked panes. I measured, marked and scored the glass, tapped
as instructed, and the storm window shattered. The same thing happened
with the second, third and the fourth windows. After breaking 10
storm windows without cutting the FIRST replacement pane, I began
to panic.
I called every glazier listed in the phone
book but none were open. Then the sky blackened and we had one
of the worst thunderstorms of the summer. I was running around
the house with cling-wrap and tape, trying to cover the 21 open
windowpanes. Rain and hail blew into the house in a couple of rooms
and several puddles of water had to be mopped up.
The following
Monday, a professional glazier came to the house and measured,
cut, tapped and replaced 21 missing panes —to
the tune of $150.
Benny Nichols
Arafat
Surry-Yadkin EMC |