Makeover Sue Ann was undergoing emergency surgery and left her body and went to Heaven’s gate. “Is this it Lord?” she asked. “Am I dead?” He replied, “No, Sue Ann. You have 40 years left. Go on back to earth.” During recovery from her surgery, she decided that because she was going to live another 40 years, she would make the most of it. She had a face-lift, a tummy-tuck, liposuction and called in a beautician to dye her hair. Upon leaving the hospital she was struck by an ambulance and killed. When she reached Heaven, she said, “Lord, you said I had another 40 years. Why didn’t you protect me?” To which he replied, “Well, I didn’t recognize you.” Janice Glover |
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