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Several years ago when our nieces were 7
and 10, my wife, Libby, decided to treat them to a Florida vacation.
The itinerary she planned would have thrilled any child— Disney
World, Sea World, Universal Studios and a few days at the beach.
Nothing
went right.
From the first day at a theme park, Emily
got sick on the rides. Abby didn’t care to wait in the long
lines and wanted only to go back to the hotel to swim. And the
hotel had limited TV channels.
So we went to the beach. Big mistake.
Not
long after they waded into the surf, Abby felt something swim between
her legs. Fearing the worst, she jumped into a nearby stranger’s
arms.
The final straw came when Libby spread out
her picnic lunch. Within moments a flock of seagulls swooped down,
frightening both girls into a panic. “It was like that Alfred
Hitchcock movie,” Libby
says now, laughing.
Very soon the three were safe in the car.
They looked at each other and said simultaneously, “Let’s
go home!”
Frank L. Duracher
Duluth, Ga., Haywood EMC |