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Super Mario

I think Mario would make a great President. He has been in so many video games. I’m sure he would know a lot about running a country. He would even be able to fight in wars without worrying about dying because he has been killed –ummmmm, let’s see, one, two, three, four, five, let’s just say trillions of times at the least!
His fireballs would make a great weapon for the fiercest of battles. He could safely fight from a distance. He could sneak past the tightest security by eating a tiny mushroom, and clobber enemy camps ultra-easily with a giant mushroom.

Mario lives in Brooklyn, N.Y., but he is originally from Italy. That’s right people: campaigns with free pasta! Free pasta! He would open Italian restaurants in every city in America. They could be called Mario’s Pizza Party Palace.

So, America, vote Mario for President and reveal the Italian side of us all!

Travis Huffman
Lenoir
Blue Ridge EMC

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