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2008 article as a
Here is “Round 42” of your
insights into how to know if someone is from North Carolina. You
may also want to check out:
If you can think of anything to add to this
list, send it to us:
E-mail: Carolina.country@ncemcs.com
Mail: P.O. Box 27306, Raleigh, NC 27611.
Phone: (919) 875-3062.
From Susan Beaver, Polkville
- You and your
friends ate sour grass in the summer and hoped Granny did not
see you or she would fuss about the dog peeing on the grass to
make it sour.
- In winter, you made a playhouse in the house with
a blanket and two straight chairs.
- In summer, you made a playhouse
with sawhorses and an old wooden door.
- In summer, Granny sent
you out to play after breakfast and you did not come back in
until dark.
- Supper always included pintos, fried taters and hoecake
bread.
- Granny always made rice puddin’ with
leftover rice.
- When
the state black-topped your road, you wrote all over it with
chalk.
- The oak tree on the road had such a big knot-hole you
used it as a mailbox and put notes to your friends in it.
- When
you walked in the pasture, your cousin stepped in a yellow-jacket
nest and you all ran to the house, and some even ran right through
the barbed wire fence you scaled earlier.
- There were too many
to fit in the truck to go to Granny’s,
so you piled into the back of the truck.
From Fred Kilpatrick,
Murphy
- You made your slingshot from a forked stick, inner tube
rubber and a leather shoe tongue.
- You used crab apples to shoot
eating apples from the apple trees, and one day a chickadee fell
to the ground instead.
- You set your fishing poles while hoeing
corn.
- Your sisters would take their True Story magazine to
the cornfield, hoe four or five rounds, then stop to rest and
read some.
- Your neighbor bought a gallon of gas for 25 cents,
drove to town, then drove back and bought another gallon on the
way.
From Peter Jernigan, Fayetteville
- Your granddaddy had a mule named
Maude.
- You’ve had a corncob fight in the
hay loft.
- A two-rut
road ran by the front of your house.
- You’ve primed or cropped
sand lugs.
- Your grandma dipped Society Sweet snuff.
From Chelsey Monroe,
Carthage
- When you got a sore throat your great-grandpa would give
you a teaspoon of white lightning.
- If you missed church on Sunday
morning, the preacher would come by that evening to see what
had happened.
From Roger Askew, Raleigh (formerly Ahoskie)
- You know that Tyrrell
County has only one syllable.
- Someone brings a Dan Doodle or Tom
Thumb sausage to every church homecoming.
- Your aunt believes your
cousin is “above his raising.”
- Your church had a note-burning
when the parsonage loan was paid off.
- Your folks are convinced
that land prices are so high because all the northerners have
been movin’ down.
- The most popular family doctor in town
is in his 70’s
and will retire soon.
- No one in your family older than you
knows what “google” means,
or that it can be a verb.
- You remember how small you felt when
you stood inside the tobacco warehouse.
- You felt sad when the
tobacco warehouse was torn down.
From the Myricks, West End
- People came in without knocking.
- Sundays after lunch you’d
go to the lake and tie your hair on top of your head so your
momma wouldn’t know
you went swimming before church later that night.
- You’ve
been driving since you were 7.
From Diane Foster Mastalski, Waynesville
- When you played Yankees
and Confederates, all the Yankees were imaginary because everyone
wanted to be a Confederate.
- Your big sister would boil hickory
nuts to make medicine to give to the wounded Confederates.
- You
threw pebbles at the mule’s ears to make him
go.
- When you stumbled on the wild sow and her piglets
in the woods, you knew you better run fast.
- Your Daddy said “much
obliged” to people instead
of “thank you.”
From Tara B. Moore, Bessemer City
- You eat the Poor Man’s
Supper even when you have the money for a nice steak dinner.
- Your
mountain-raised Grandmaw told you not to beg her by saying, “Quit
baggin’ me.”
- You tell a visitor to “set in that
cheer yonder.”
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